The Calvinator (or Calvin The Destroyer)

Calvin is a superhero, who takes on terrible villains of every size and color.

Especially those who communicate their evil plots to Take Over the World
by sitting docilely on Blair's bed.

So it was Calvin to the, um, rescue. He bravely took down this fearsome terrorist.

But after lying about the kitchen for several weeks looking pathetic and wounded, (even though she's just a dolly; she doesn't have any feelings), Pinky seemed to deserve redemption.
So she was brought back to life, via the wonders of plastic surgery.

(Even though -- you heard it here first -- I have never seen an episode of "Nip/Tuck.")

And now she is no longer "Balmex Pinky" (due to that long-ago misadventure with Blair and an open jar of Balmex) but rather "Frankenpinky."

I even gave her some extry stuffing, and ever so thoughtfully sewed up her crotch.

She's a new woman, er, dolly.